Not So Thanks in Advance (Warts & Claws Inc., #3)

by Clio Evans

No typical office-working demon in their right mind would be waiting in the parking garage an hour early so that they could watch their crush drive in. But I wasn’t in my right mind.

me asf

Not stalking, I reminded myself. It wasn’t stalking. Just making sure our paths crossed. Besides, was it really stalking if he was meant to be mine?

gotta push fate a lil

In both of my forms, my cocks were the same. I couldn’t hide either one of them.

IM SORRY.. BOTH COCKS...!?! LIKE 2!?!

“A demon named Biscuit, but Inferna says it’s her aunt’s naked cat. But this thing is ancient and looks like a crusty mole with eyes that stare into your soul. Somehow we are watching it for the week. I don’t know why.”

I CANTTTT

Ember snorted. “Find me an orc woman or a vampire and then we’ll talk.”

hmmm

She is a vampire named Minni. I am also bringing in another friend, the daughter of an orc friend of the family. Her name is Lea.

EMBERRRR

Or the phase where I liked to mess with priests.

…. i —-

And hell, I want a fucking raise. I want a fucking raise and a bonus that will make my cock hard from how big it is.”

😭😭😭😭

“She has an uncle, godfather, something. He owns a coffee shop but apparently he’s been around for awhile,” Art said, shrugging. “His beard catches on fire sometimes.”

YESSSS GIVE MY MAN SOME CREDIT 💗💗💗