Cassandra in Reverse

by Holly Smale

Frankly, it’s hard to focus on creative ways to sell moisturizer when you’re being forced to feel like roadkill for hours a day.

Ideally, I’d be paid money to sit in a dimly lit room, reading and talking to nobody.

We’re all just one excellent outfit from becoming Aphrodite in The Iliad, getting ready to drop the weird old-lady syntax and blast everyone away with our glory.