My phone buzzes from an incoming text. Iris He just burned himself taking the bread out of the oven and then proceeded to curse in five different languages. My sadness dissipates with a laugh. Shouldn’t you be helping him? Iris We’re a modern couple, Cal. He cooks. I watch. He cleans. I also watch. Is that the key to a successful marriage? Iris That and a big dick. I choke on my sudden inhale of air.
