And a brilliant plan it would be if it didn’t involve a girl getting dirty. I’ve learned in my six months of on-again off-again with Val that girls like to stay clean. “You’ll get dirt on your hands,” I warn her. “I don’t think you can walk into a fancy sushi restaurant with dirty hands and jeans.” She looks down at her jeans, then back up to me. “I know this great Bar-B-Q restaurant we could go to, instead. The floor is covered in discarded peanut shells. One time I saw this really fat guy eating at a booth and he wasn’t even wearing a shirt.” I smile at the same time I fall a little harder
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Again, she is NOT like other girls. She gets DIRTY, eats BBQ and hates purses/makeup! And this makes the boy fall for her! All of you young girls reading this: are you taking notes?✍️
