The Last Word

by Taylor Adams

Why should Emma care that this self-proclaimed “writer” spent six months of his or her life producing that literary bowel movement?

I’m not sure if the author has ever encountered a human female before, but at one point he likens their breasts to ‘sumo citruses,’ a mental image I find viscerally terrifying.”

While he waited for the rain to subside, he vaped his favorite e-juice flavor—synthetic butter—and

Maybe centuries of biblical imagery are wrong and Satan carries a sword and wears a stupid-looking fedora.

“Your sword first.” “It’s not a sword. It’s a katana—” “I truly, deeply don’t give a shit, Howard.”

“Disgraced samurai who have betrayed their kin can still regain honor in suicide. The ritual is called seppuku.