The Last Word

by Taylor Adams

And no offense, but you’re a female. I’m a nice guy, but I just have to shoot straight here on this—females generally don’t like action or horror. It’s just biology. Why are you even reviewing it? That’s like me reviewing a bra. And some women always fancy themselves experts on whether a horror book is “realistic” or “unrealistic”—like YOU personally know how a .223-caliber Colt AR-15 rifle works? Can you load and fire one? Or how to tie a tourniquet? Or what a tension pneumothorax (“sucking chest wound”) is? Please. That’s what you don’t understand. You’re small-time and I shouldn’t let your uninformed “opinion” bother me, but as I like to say, sometimes it’s the small knife that cuts deepest.

stfu. i hate men.