I also thought it was my job to single-handedly “win souls for Christ,” and when these souls saw my impressive purity and how I abstained from worldly things, like cigarettes, they’d say something like, “Wow! I want to be like you. Tell me about this ‘Jesus’ who claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, the fulfillment of all prophecy, the hinge in the history of the universe, and who has inspired you to wear this Smoking Stinks T-shirt.” Just for the record: to date, exactly zero people have said that.
