Jimmy sipped from a green bottle labeled 333 Premium Beer. “Before we go any further, I’d like to announce that this is in no way a ‘double date.’ Lucy has made it abundantly clear to me that—though I have the body of a Greek God—I am too dumb for her.” Lucy slapped his shoulder. “That is not what I said.” Jimmy raised an eyebrow. Lucy poked at her cocktail with a little white straw. “I said you’re waaaay too dumb for me.” Jimmy leaned back, clutching at his heart like he’d been struck by an arrow. “That hurt more than getting stabbed in the belly with a kitchen knife.” Anna laughed. “When are
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Haha they're so delightful!
