The Nanny

by Lana Ferguson

I mean, good tits should really earn their keep. I think Margaret Thatcher said that once.

Sounds like they’ve had some bad luck in the nanny department lately.” “They’re probably all in the basement.”

Don’t think about that statement. Just don’t.

Don’t ask. Don’t you dare ask, Aiden.

“Feels like I haven’t seen you this week.”

“I have a scar, too, you know.”

“First of all, you assume any fault to be had is with the man. You have good tits and a better brain, and that means you are automatically hands above the rest.”

only liars say they’re fine.

Only liars say they’re fine.