Do you remember the test?’ ‘Which one?’ ‘The test that begins Are you straight?’ ‘I am.’ ‘How straight?’ ‘As straight as a rush.’ ‘Go on then.’ ‘In truth, in trust, in unity and liberty.’ ‘What have you got in your hand?’ ‘A green bough.’ ‘Where did it first grow?’ ‘In America.’ ‘Where did it bud?’ ‘In France.’
