Forget Me Not

by Julie Soto

The bride walks down the aisle to “A Thousand Years,” like they always do,

Lollll

Where the fuck do you get 6 donuts for $10??

“You already are a flower.”

The one created for divorces.” “Um, I wouldn’t say it was created—”

(Re: the Protestant church) it literally was bro

“The Four Seasons.” “The hotel? Or Total Landscaping?” I snort. “Don’t pretend I didn’t double-check ten times.”

I shake my head at the stair lift that we installed to meet ADA standards.

I HIGHLY doubt that would be true, places don’t give a FUCK about ADA standards