“It’s just that I ruined things with the only man I think I’ve ever really loved. I’m pregnant with a baby I didn’t plan for, as a result of sleeping with a married man, who won’t even be in my child’s life. I’m fatter than I’ve ever been. And my dog is still peeing inside the house. And yet, somehow, I feel like my life here is so good I couldn’t possibly leave it. For the first time in my life, I have someone I feel like I can’t live without.” “Is it me?” Gabby says suspiciously. “Because if it’s not, this is a weird story.” “Yeah dude,” I say to her. “It’s you.” “Awww, thanks, bro!”
