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March 25 - March 27, 2023
After a minute, he glanced at his nearly empty mug and announced, “So you drugged the coffee, then.”
Freaking Hilarious 😂 😂😂
And all Max could do was cringe. “I think I broke him.”
🤣🤣🤣 I swear these books are so funny! Every page has humor. I'm only on page 76 & my cheeks hurt from grinning and laughing
“You kidnapped a cat?” Max glared across the yard at her best friend, Dutch Alexander. They’d been friends since Max had met Dutch in junior high. “I did not kidnap a cat.” “You borrowed one?” “Very funny.”
Unless you've read this, you have no idea how funny this is!
“Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!” the wolverine howled, grabbing his side and rubbing it while pacing in circles. “What did I do?” “You exist!”
🤣🤣
Zé woke up and quickly realized that he was, again, naked and on top of the china cabinet.
Roflmbo 🤣🤣🤣!
“From his injuries,” the man finally replied. “His injuries? What kind of injuries?” “The kind that require healing.”
Oh, I know I want to smack him!
“Why are you asking?” Max questioned. “You know we’ll just lie. We’re very good at lying.” “I’m not,” Tock admitted. “I believe in painful honesty. The kind that destroys your soul and breaks your mind.”
Love it! That's my kind of Honesty!🤣🤣🤣
“Yes, mistress of power!” they sounded off . . . just to annoy her.
🤣🤣🤣
She’s probably in denial.” “Probably. But you know what? Most of my family lives in denial and they all seem pretty happy there.”
🤣🤣
Shen motioned behind him. “Wanna climb a tree with me?”
“So you often speak to yourself?” “Sometimes. I find myself quite interesting.”
🤣🤣
“That I could possibly, kind of, with the right incentive . . . fall in love with you. Maybe. Possibly. It feels a little soon but for some unknown reason that feels right. I’m just not sure, but I thought I’d warn you. I also may change my mind. So you should stay on your toes.”
🤣🤣🤣
She gave a sound of disgust and walked out again. “I’ll take that to mean that you’re madly in love with me!” he called after her.
“Do you have anything in a size other than extra small?” Charlie asked. “Your tits look like they’re having a fight under there.” “They are having a fight. And I fear a tragic outcome.” Charlie looked at Max.
Omg. The laughs just keep on coming
“Can I start introducing you as ‘my sister’s boyfriend’?” “Only if it annoys her greatly.” “It will.”
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Zé put his arm around Max’s shoulders. “Don’t worry. I’m not leaving you.” “That was not what I was—” He put his forefinger over her mouth. “Shhhhh, my love. We’ll talk about your obsession with me later.” “I hate you.” “You wish.”
Omg. Just too funny 🤣🤣
