“Where do we start?” “Our ancient blood rituals!” Max announced. “No,” Charlie said immediately. “Then let’s learn all the different poop smells!” “No,” Stevie said, her lip curled in disgust. “Answering the ancient question, does rat really taste like chicken?” “Max!” both sisters barked. The evil woman laughed. “I’m kidding! Everyone knows that the first lesson for any new shifter is how to lick their own ass.”

