Hot and Badgered (Honey Badger Chronicles, #1)

by Shelly Laurenston

And tons of cabinet space for the honey badgers to sleep in.

But why

Where in the unholy fuck did you find stuff to decorate these cookies with?”—Berg

Why was this necessary

Who says this

Beluga walrus.

This isn't even a real animal

“I’ll have the honey salmon with extra honey and the honey potatoes and the honey asparagus.”

Going a little overkill on the Pooh bear shit here

“We have beer on tap as well as beer from around the world—” “Oh, my God!” “Two Heinekens please,” Berg said quickly. “Bottled. Dark.”

You're at a fancy restaurant with beer from around the world and you ordered a fucking HEINEKEN?