“I don’t have enough time to talk sense into stupid, but you can take that judgmental look and shove it up your ass, pal.” I snap. “I have a degree and a penchant for writing from which I make my living. Which means I can pay my own fucking bills. I can also cook a five-course meal and change a flat tire. I even have my own set of power tools. And while I can do all of that, I can also embrace my femininity, rock this dress, these heels, and enjoy the feel of both while I feast on the dick of any worthy man of my choosing.” I step up to the asshole who put me on the offensive with a mere look,
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