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“I’m hella loud and tend to blurt out whatever I’m thinking, overly sexual or not, and I can be completely inappropriate. Basically, I’m like a guy.”
Just stop
“You do realize you’re probably the first girl to tell him no, right? And I mean, first ever. As in... EVER!!” She’s looking at me with wide eyes.
“Raise your beater meter if you’re officially primetime, boys. We’ve got a full-grown, wild-woman on our hands.”
Actually Wtf
He asks me what I plan to do after high school, so I tell him I plan to channel my inner pixie, fly to Neverland, bunk with Wendy, and become best friends with Tiger Lily.
My god
I cross my arms and legs, sitting Indian style on the couch.
Hello 2001
“Check it out.” I sit up and lock my eyes on hers. “I’m not some harlot looking to be seen on his arm. Personally,” I cut a glance at Nate, “I’d rather he be throwing a ball with it, than have it hangin’ around me like some sorta prize,” I snap.
It just doesn’t stop.
“I’d go with your typical ‘hard dicks and helicopters’, but since Liv is here,” she tosses a gelled-up smile, “I’d say the chances of getting an STD is pretty up there.”
It hurts.
“When I left Kalani’s house last weekend, Shawna called.” I shrug. “Figured, why not. Nothing else to do.”
Swoon
Once I get home, I strip down to my chonies, throw on an old Nickelback t-shirt and head into the kitchen to make something to eat.
Because cooking in nothing but underwear makes sense
He knows the last thing on my mind is him leaving, what with my body trembling, nipples poking out to say ‘hey’, and boobs bouncing around because I’m breathing so fast.
Because we all know nothing gets the titties bouncing quite like....breathing
“I gotta get ready.” I circle my hand around my face. “You’re not wearing any makeup.” He inspects, in wonderment. I laugh. “That I’m not.”
Shes just that beautiful
“See you soon.” This is the last thing I hear before the door closes and my body collapses to the floor. All I can see are white walls.
The drama
“To a fun night of the triple D’s.” “And those would be...?” “Drinks, dancing, and dick.” She winks. “In that order.” We both double over in laughter.
Witty.
Nate’s eyes widen when I wink at him, and he watches in horror as I round the tree. In my bra and jeans. At least it’s a cute bra, though. Matches my Chucks. With my head held high, I reach out to shake Nate’s dad’s hand. “Mr. Monroe.”
Classy gal can’t put her shirt on before meeting his dad😍
“No funny business, Monroe,” I snap. “Never,” they say in unison, both letting out deep, rich laughs before we’re on the move. Men.
“I’m not like most girls. I found one I liked. It fit. I bought it.”
She’s 💅different💅
I’m gonna need someone business savvy to help me out. It’d be a full CEO, top-tier position. Highest paid.
And naturally the high school senior fits the bill
