Confessions of an Accidental Lawyer

by Michael Stockham

But she’s beautiful, so she expects the flattering attention.

gross. no she doesn't.

ebony

every Black person is "ebony-skinned" :eyeroll:

ice-blue eyes

wait, what color are his eyes? remind me again

I’m sure the potential male jurors dream of buying her a drink at the local watering hole.

every single woman is unbelievably sexy. that's so realistic

braids

every woman wears braids