Fluids

by May Leitz

Toybox. No, Dahmer, but only because we have to support the gays.

That's such an out of pocket thing to say

“Meow,” I toss back. “Meow.” “Meow.”

Y'all some weirdos

***Lauren666***: I like you. ***Dahliabitch04***: Will you be my girlfriend? ***Lauren666***: Yes.

Kinda fast uh?

I learn that there’s a fetish online for bald men to stick their heads in women’s vaginas.

It's funny and gross at the same time

I heard once that morgue workers can always tell which corpses drank a lot of coffee because their organs have a putrid smell.

Well damn

I have a giant smile on my face because I know the woman I love is in this town, and nothing on Earth can stop me from seeing her today.

You don't even know the bitch

I’ve never killed anyone, but part of me has always been curious.

I knew it

That’s how Jeffrey Dahmer’s parents must feel too.

Can y'all stop mentioning the guy jeez

I can imagine her sleepy eyes bewildered when she realizes her new girlfriend drove all the way to see her and wasn’t even afraid. Maybe she’ll hug me and cry and hold me.

You'll probably creep her out

This is what being gay is.

I don't think so

I don’t even fucking know you.

I've been tryna tell her

What? No, don’t. Just give me a chance. Please.

You're scaring the bitch

She’s paler than me and blonde.

I can't picture her blonde she acts like a brunette it's weird