Figure of Speech

by Kasha Thompson

All I wanted to do was come to work, do my job, and stunt on a few hoes. Was that too much to ask?

“Like … working on that bill ... that’s been sitting on Capitol Hill … waiting to become a law.” “That’s really Congress’s job,” Teddy chimed in.

“You wouldn’t know what hard work was if it sat on your face and jiggled. So, I would suggest that you keep my motherfucking name out of your mouth.”