No Such King (Bloody Royals, #1)

by Coralee June

She had this adorably determined look on her face. As if shooting my royal swimmers onto her tongue would somehow make me fall in love, swoop her up from whatever mediocre life she lived, and put a tiara on her head.

Lol royal swimmers

Ding dong, the dick was dead. Adios, motherfucker. Burn in hell.

Haha