try to pee without getting urine over my stitches. If I lean forward enough it works some, but it still stings. Legs shake a little. It’s also been two days and I haven’t pooped. My anus pulsates into the shape of a cauliflower. Just the thought of the energy I would have to expel in order to take a shit frightens me. Instead I grab the tube of water and squirt it up my vagina. The freshness of the water provides temporary relief.
