Gray Witch (Black Hat Bureau, #5)

by Hailey Edwards

Finally, he was making me want to not claw off his face, air-dry it, and use it as a smoothie coaster.

“Reminds me of the symbols travelers used to carve into the siding or gate posts of homes who had been kind as a favor to those who came behind them who were also in need or food or shelter.” “That doesn’t sound very appreciative.” I frowned. “Defacement of property, which is disrespectful, and leaving a message that guarantees they would have a stream of visitors who would deplete their stores. It’s a slap in the face to hospitality.” I noticed everyone staring at me. “Anyway…

“As long as you stay moth-sized and out of sight.” I stroked her back. “If you see anything weird, I expect you to fly like the pirate expansion pack has been released and the only copy is in my back pocket.” “It’s an online download,” she pointed out then mimed zipping her lips. “Yes, ma’am.”

I might look like a pink-cheeked college kid with her whole life ahead of her, but I was a cranky old witch who appreciated purchasing items I could reach out and touch. Before long, I would be shouting get off my lawn to neighborhood kids.

LOL…the ebook vs “real book” debate! Well, I AM a cranky old witch (as several of my former students will attest!) and I am all in on digital!

“According to Wilbur, the cat was a sphynx.” “One of those naked cats that look like a rotisserie chicken?”