HD: Anything that needs our attention right now, J? Are you okay? PW: It’s open house night at our school, so I’ll be there ASAP. NL: Any hot, single moms going? PW: Jesus, Neil, STFU. NL: It’s an important question! JL: No. It can wait. I’m freaking out. JL: But not time sensitive. NR: Deep breaths, man. NR: Whatever it is, it’ll be okay. We’ve got you. HD: Text if it changes to Threat Level Midnight. <3 NL: But for real. Hot single moms? MILFs? PW: NEIL. You have a girlfriend you don’t deserve. HR: Someone block him for the rest of the afternoon.
But these kind of friend group texts, The two that seem concerned? GOALs
