The Satsuma Complex (Gary Thorn, #1)

by Bob Mortimer

Danger! A shrimp that walks!

‘I’m at university in Bournemouth doing Film Studies.’ ‘So, what, you watch films all day and then talk about them?’ ‘Sometimes they are so good we don’t even talk about them.’ ‘Like out of reverence or something?’ ‘Yeah, something like that, and the fact that we’ve got better things to do.’ ‘Sounds like a waste of time.’