“Why is it that when Kate Moss does it she’s a fashion icon, but somehow I’m trash?” He screws his nose up in distaste. “I’m not really into Kate Moss, to be honest. I can see why you might find her attractive, though.” I let out a bark of laughter. “Why on earth would you think I’d be attracted to Kate Moss?” “Well, she is a model, so…” I scrutinise his baffled expression for a long moment. “You do know I’m gay, right?”
