Devon Montgomery: How did you know I wouldn’t be interested? Me: Because I excel at mind-reading, obviously Devon Montgomery: Obviously 5535756900 Me: Also there is no way the noble Sir Devon would be gagging for my cock 24/7 if he were still in love with my sister Devon Montgomery: You really are an arsehole Me: Your insults are so creative Devon Montgomery: How do you know there are ‘no plans to stop anytime soon’? Maybe I’m done with this whole thing? It’s getting a little boring… Me: That’d be way more convincing if you weren’t holding your dick right now and thinking about me Me:
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