He Who Fights With Monsters 7 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #7)

by Shirtaloon

that brings us to the first and most important thing you need to know, which is that everything about you is bad and you shouldn’t do it.”

Gary's huge hammer had its name, Gary’s Medium Hammer, engraved on the metal shaft of the handle.

“You're piloting the ship!” Clive told her. “We're in the sky,” Belinda said. “Mountains take long enough to form that I’ll be able to swerve out of the way.”

“Since when do you care so much about food?” Rufus asked her. “You can eat spirit coins if you like,” Farrah told him. “I’ve lived in the land of refined sugar.”

Don’t expect it any cheaper than here, though. I’m only offering you this because you married my ex-wife.” “Can I get a discount if I give her back?” “Do that and I charge you double.”

thought Pain was a god, sir.” “Y'all think so here,” Kerr said. “Where I come from, they know that Pain is a woman.”

“Some days,” Rufus said, “I wish you’d let the blood cult throw me in that pit.”

“And where is home, Shade? I don’t think I know anymore.” “It’s the same place it’s always been, Mr Asano. The place where people are waiting for you.”

“Clive, he called her Princess bro. How are you not laughing?” “Time and place, Belinda,” Clive said.

“Yeah, bro. I remember you telling us a story about a magic trowel. Is this a gardening sword?”

“What does ‘gots to get funky’ mean?” he murmured to himself as he read.

“I gave up on any appearance of dignity the moment I joined a team with Jason in it,” Neil said. “Hurtful, but thanks, I guess,” Jason said.

“Not a problem,” Neil said. “I’m happy to tell that to as many people as you like.”

“Is it true that you didn’t know what fishing is?” Belinda asked Neil. “I know what fishing is!” “Gary said you didn’t.” “Of course I know what fishing is. I just don't see the point of catching them one at a time with a string on a stick when you have fishing trawlers and magic explosions.”

“The point of going fishing isn’t to catch fish,” Clive said. “Why do people keep saying that?” Neil asked. “That sentence is insane.”