He Who Fights With Monsters 7 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #7)

by Shirtaloon

“Oh, great,” Neil said. “Sounds like Jason’s time away gave him the humility he so badly needed.”

“I’ll do my best.” “Could you strive for my best?” Farrah asked. “It’s just that, you know… I’ve seen your best.”

“Yeah,” Jason said wanly. “Coming back from the dead is kind of my thing.” “She would rather it wasn't, so please do her a favour and stop dying in the first place.”

“No, but I saw his certification from the Church of Death and it said he's died four times. So far. It actually said ‘so far’ on the certification. I've never seen that before.”