He Who Fights With Monsters 7 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #7)

by Shirtaloon

“Okay. Sexy teacher Farrah time it is.” “Are you looking to get spanked?” “Is that a trick question? I have been a naughty boy.” “That’s enough out of you,” Farrah said. “Yes, Mistress.” Farrah shook her head. “At least that brings us to the first and most important thing you need to know, which is that everything about you is bad and you shouldn’t do it.”

“You can eat spirit coins if you like,” Farrah told him. “I’ve lived in the land of refined sugar.”

“I don't care if it's the Goddess of Pain's firstborn daughter. Anyone who kills monsters and carries supplies will get a warm welcome from me. And from you. That's an order.” “I thought Pain was a god, sir.” “Y'all think so here,” Kerr said. “Where I come from, they know that Pain is a woman.”

“I apologise for the lack of decorum on the part of my team members,” he said. “They’re mostly thieves and hooligans.”