“Well, he told me because I can be very persuasive. So maybe I’ll drive for a bit longer. Don’t want you rolling us right off the road and into a ditch.” “Oh, shut up. My candy rolled off the seat, okay? I was collecting it when I lost control.” “That is why you crashed the car? Because of wayward M&M’s?” “No! Well, yes, but they were the Peanut butter M&M’s and everyone knows they’re the best kind. Plus, it was the last bag, and I’d driven thirty minutes to get it.” “Sounds like a lousy reason, and who drives half an hour for a bag of candy.” Okay, so August obviously doesn’t have his
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This book has me dying laughing 🤣
