“I fell in love with you when I saw you ride your dildo while you choked yourself with a scarf,” he said seriously. My mouth fell open, then I threw my head back and laughed. “What the fuck? You saw that?” I shook my head. “That can’t be the moment. Choose a different one.” “Nope,” he said, grinning. “That’s the moment. I saw you make yourself come, and I thought, ‘yeah, that’s the girl I’m going to marry one day.”
