“First of all, I would never joke about being attracted to you.” This was not good news. I went from arrythmia to cardiac arrest. “Second, I read the handbook. I didn’t see any rules about attraction.” “It’s an unwritten r-rule,” I stuttered. “Here’s the problem with unwritten rules: they are always unfairly applied, which is why the rules of law must be written. If the law is not written, it can’t be broken.”

