“Well, my boyfriend broke up with me over the radio for concert tickets yesterday and my mom found out about it today after my sister’s boyfriend… no, wait, fiancé now, told everyone, and then my best friend’s heart was broken and, um, it’s been a bad couple of days.” Why was I telling him this? Those murky eyes squinted at me in a way that communicated he might be questioning my sanity. Ditto, buddy.