The Do-Over
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“Let’s eat. I’m salivating more than a dog at a skeleton convention.”
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“Did you know, Bobbie Jo here used to carry around a few extra pounds? Chubby little thing when she was little.” Eyes narrowed, she turned to her daughter. “Now, you’re skinny and a bitch. Eat some cake, honey. We’d all appreciate it.”
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“Did you know kangaroos can’t fart?”
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“Sometimes you gotta fake it till you make it. You gotta walk tall when you feel small. Lift your chin and you can face anything.”
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“Don’t forget to shake what your grandmama gave you either. Now, let’s go buy this dress.”
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I was jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.