The Do-Over

by Sharon M. Peterson

“When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for grapes. You can make wine with grapes.” —MIMI

“A good friend’ll help ya bury the body. A great friend knows how much rat poison you’ll need.” —MIMI

“A gentleman never kisses and tells, his lady’s smile does all the talking.”

“All a woman needs is a man who treats her like an angel and kisses like the Devil.”

“Always choose kindness. And two-ply toilet paper.” —MIMI

If you don’t like yourself, if you can’t see the good parts, no one else will either.”

“Perfection is boring. Be imperfect. All my favorite people are.”

“The road to happiness has a whole lotta hitchhikers. Choose wisely before you pick one up.”