The Do-Over

by Sharon M. Peterson

“Know your worth. Then add tax.” —MIMI

“Shit by any other name is still shit,”

“When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for grapes. You can make wine with grapes.”

“A good friend’ll help ya bury the body. A great friend knows how much rat poison you’ll need.”

“Always choose kindness. Unless the other person’s a jackass. Then all bets are off.”

“Silence may be golden, but duct tape is silver and it’s real cheap.” —MIMI

“Beauty’s only skin deep. So, make sure you pay attention to the stuff on the inside you can’t moisturize.”

If you don’t like yourself, if you can’t see the good parts, no one else will either.”