“It’s okay to have a crush on him, Ash. He’s a gorgeous man.” “Well, we knew that before she saw his giant schlong,” Dylan said. “You better not tell anyone,” I hissed. “Hey, the size of his amazing penis is safe with me.” Dylan pretended to seal her lips, lock them up, and then throw the key over her head. “Ignore her. No one is going to say a word. But Ash, he’s a lot older than you and he has his hands full. He’s a single dad with two girls, and trust me when I tell you… there is no one that doesn’t look at you that way. But this is—complicated. And the only reason he isn’t showing interest
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