Funny You Should Ask: Coming soon to Apple TV!

by Elissa Sussman

I’m pretty sure that if I were pregnant, my water would have broken at that exact moment.

Ok thats funny

“Probably not,” he agrees. “But what do you have to lose?”

Uhmm her dignity it seems!!

but another part of me thinks that I’ve spent way too much time in my life going easy on men.

THANK YOUUU

If he was a dorky dancer—like most straight men—I wasn’t ready for my fantasy of him to dissolve completely.

LIT HAHAHAHAHHHAH

I was too drunk. Not just on alcohol, but on the intoxication of being close to someone I’d lusted after for a long, long time. Someone who’d felt untouchable. Unattainable.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAMMM

THE COZY RECOMMENDS is written across the top. And there are my books. Right in the middle. The place of honor. And beneath them is a handwritten sign: RECOMMENDED BY GABE.

Stopppp :( <3