Wicked Lessons

by Siggy Shade

Because I’ll be damned if I tell him that my full name is Hedwig Phoenix Stahl. Nobody ever believes that my mother named me after the saints, and not the fictional owl.

When will women learn that a man will never change his ways unless he has a gun to his balls?

I never get tired of women’s rounded eyes the first time they see my cock. It’s longer than average but with extra girth. Back when I was an undergraduate, they used to call it the jawbreaker.