having spent eight weeks living together and discovering that we are very well matched in every way except the whole libido thing—and we are working a plan of action on that like the bosses at relationships that we are—I’m flummoxed that my immortal life partner is dragging his feet with popping the question. My finger needs a huge diamond, thank you very much. Why yes, I could propose to Fox, but I didn’t buy him an engagement ring; he bought me one, so it would be weird for me to take a knee and ask for my engagement ring. I’m not against going against tradition, but I’m kind of a princess
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