Once upon a time, a mute boy got engaged to a murderer. Oh wait. He didn’t. Because his murderer never presented him with his diamond engagement ring. Ever. Not for months. Months. Who waits months to give their boyfriend an engagement ring they bought on the second date? Arlington Fox does. Why, you ask? Who knows? Not me. And it’s uncouth to ask why we’re not engaged yet. My adopted son— (It’s a whole story, and honestly, if you’re reading this one without having read that one first, it’s on you if you get lost. I’m terrible with details and can’t imagine trying to recap for you. Just, like,
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