Fox slaps his hand over Bellamy’s lips, silencing him as he leans in close enough to press his forehead against Bellamy’s. “I will send you more unsolicited dick pics than you could possibly handle. I will get everyone I know to send them. Constantly. You will get so many that you’ll genuinely consider going on a dick fast because you’ll be so tired of seeing dicks every time you have to look at your phone when Papa talks.”

