Me: Tag, how would I go about making my kid immortal if I didn’t have a Kroner? Papa Smurf: Tag: You will get a Kroner when we make you immortal, but Bellamy is already immortal. Me: I’m talking about my other kid, Edovard, the Augur that I claimed with full knowledge of what I was doing. Papa Smurf: Of course you knew what you were doing. I would never think that you might accidentally adopt an adult person and give them a job specifically designed to support your mate. I would never think that. Ever.
