The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #2)

by Jennifer Cody

Me: It’s rude to talk about someone behind their back. We do it in front of their face so they know what we’re saying about them.

Dumbass: I’m an exclusive top anyway. Fox: Not if you were the last man on earth and all the dildos had disappeared too. Me: Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, and you, my fated mate, are the bravest man I know.

Me: Tag, how would I go about making my kid immortal if I didn’t have a Kroner? Papa Smurf: Tag: You will get a Kroner when we make you immortal, but Bellamy is already immortal. Me: I’m talking about my other kid, Edovard, the Augur that I claimed with full knowledge of what I was doing. Papa Smurf: Of course you knew what you were doing. I would never think that you might accidentally adopt an adult person and give them a job specifically designed to support your mate. I would never think that. Ever.

“That’s good. If anyone ever hurts you without your permission, you tell me.” Because I will defend my family with extreme prejudice. Via Fox. He’s my weapon of choice, and he’s really good at killing people that need dying. Edovard’s face wrinkles up in confusion. “Why would I ever give anyone permission to hurt me?” Darcy snickers, finally regaining some semblance of his normal humor. “Oh my sweet summer child…”