The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #2)

by Jennifer Cody

I have answered Ylvis’ infamous question: What Does the Fox Say? Fox says, bang bang, clack, whoop-whoop, yip-yip-yip-yipeeeeeeeee, aroooooo.

I’m not against going against tradition, but I’m kind of a princess and definitely want my Reaper-in-shining-armor to present me with a ring in a romantic way.

I don’t know the names of swords, but the normal one looks like what you would expect to see in a King Arthur-Merlin movie—also, I cannot be the only person who wants to see an MM version of that, right? Someone needs to get on the Arthur-Merlin fanship and make this happen for me. I also take book recs if you know of something that already exists.