She was small. Borderline tiny. I mean, I wouldn’t say it out loud, but she looked kinda like a drowned chihuahua standing there drying off the ends of her orange hair. Excuse me. Her auburn hair. She was loud and vicious like a chihuahua, too, and lacked the size to back up her bark. I mean, it would be cute… if someone hadn’t just tried to drown her.
