“Don’t you want to exchange names?” “No need.” He brandished his phone at me, baring his teeth. “I have you listed under ‘Car Park Wanker.’” “How sweet. We already have nicknames for each other.” I gave him a fake smile before withdrawing my head from his car. “Wait, what’s your nickname for me?” he called out. I ignored his question just to annoy him even more. “See you around.”
