“Look, I’d help you for free, no strings. You’re gorgeous and I love…” I pause, smiling at her. It’s the smile I use on the nurses when I need a favor from them. “A challenge. It wouldn’t be a burden for me, kitten. But if you want to even out the scales, get me through your blind date schtick. You need to date me, right? That’s how Ben said it works. You date me a few times, get to know me, make sure I’m not a douche, and set me up on blind dates. Right?”
Vic gives me the ICK.
