ZACK: Dunno, lass. It’s pretty, but it’s hard to review clothes without seeing them on someone. LAYLA: Okay, hang on. I’m wearing one right now. (Muffled sound of clothing) What do you think? JOSH: Jesus. LUKE: Layla! Put your shirt back on. ZACK: This is the best day of my effing life. LAYLA: Thanks. Review, please. ZACK: Um. Yeah. Your tits look huge. Five stars. Would recommend. LAYLA: The pants match. ZACK: Please tell me you’re wearing them. LAYLA: Yes, actually, let me just— JOSH: (speaking quickly) Use the code THREESINGLEGUYS for twenty percent off. Terms and conditions
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